Jukebox Jersey Johnny

JERSEY JUKE BOX JOHNNY   by Xsighted
I knew this dude called Jukebox Jersey Johnny. He grew up down at the shore !
He was the life of every party, he was never a boar !
When he saw a chick he wanted, he would always score !
He made alot of coin doing magic tricks ! If a fight broke out he would be in the mix !
He was drafted into the Army during the Vietnam fiasco. On his Commanding officer breakfast, he poured a ton of tabasco !  He jumped out of his chair, his mouth was on fire, a gallon of water  was the  only thing  this military man would desire ! He put Jukebox up in front of a firing squad and gave the command to shoot ! JBJ said a magic chant and and then he  blew a toot ! He dissapeared, leaving behind only a boot !  Johnny wound up laying on a towel on the Jersey beach. He gave surfing lessons, that was what he decided to teach ! He still surfs and teaches to this very day ! He escaped the horrors of war, there is nothing more I can say !