HeyMa, what did you say?
Hey Pa, I said
” it looks like rain today!”
Did you say,
said Pa, that I was gay?
NO ! said Ma, rain today,
I know said Pa,
I am getting gray !
Rain today, Rain today,
Ma continued to say !
What, said Pa,
the cat’s gone astray?
Ma yelled real loud,
RAIN, RAIN, RAIN !
Yep answered Pa ,
you are a pain, pain, pain !
Pa looked out the window and said,
It Looks like rain !
You got it right said Ma,
you are a pain,pain, pain !
Said Pa,I think
I will go milk the cow,
before the rain comes down,
on his face,
he was not smiling,
but wearing a frown !
Pa said,You are
driving me crazy,
with every word you speak,
The words you say
are getting real weak,
You sound like a mouse,
with a terrible squeak !
Ma looked at him and said,
You are getting to old,
to climb a mountain peak !
What did you say said Pa,
you gotta take a leak?
My battery went dead,
in my hearing aid,said Ma,
You want the hoeing spade,
questioned Pa.
My hearing aid went dead, said Ma !
your uncle Fred is dead? Answered Pa !
This went on the whole day long,
every word they heard was wrong !
That night they climbed into the sack,
As they lied there upon their back,
Their hearing was still off track !
Ma said good night,
see you in the morning,
Outside that storm is roaring !
Pa answered , you ain’t so bright,
but you are still pretty tight.
making love to you,
ain’t so boring,
But when you want to do it,
Give me a little warning !
See you in the morning !
Good Night !
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