MAN FROM ROME by Xsighted
I knew a man from Rome, who originally was an Eskimo from Nome.
This Eskimo’s name was Joe, to sit on the throne, he sat to go !
He eaten some pizza and spaghetti and was getting ready to go to bed.
Joe took a book to read, going to the potty was not something he did with speed.
He picked up War and Peace and read a chapter or two. He started to nod,
When a knock, knock on the door came out of the blue !
He got up opened the door ! And let out a roar !
It was Bruce Springsteen along with his crew !
Eskimo Joe said how do you do, I think I know you !
You are the Boss, I am in awe, all my words are at a loss !
Clarence was blowing his horn !
Bruce was singing something about, in the U.S.A being born !
Eskimo Joe thought he had lost his mind !
He was in such a rush, forgot to wipe his behind !
Lady Ga Ga was dancing in the nude !
She was humping and pumping being real crude!
The Black Eyed Peas chimed right in !
Then,they in his bathtub they started to swim !
Elvis showed up in his blue suede shoes !
He started gyrating and singing jail house blues !
All his neighbors showed up after getting the news !
Just then,Eskimo Joe jumped up and woke up from his snooze !
Man what a wild dream he said , No more eating spaghetti and pizza before going to bed !
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