THE TRANSVESTITE  by  Xsighted

I heard of a transvestite whose name was Dwight .

On the street she was known as Dee Light ! 

She got that name because ,

She loved to drink beer, her favorite  brand was bud light !

It was winter time  and walking home from the bar, she thought

She would freeze to death and  get frost bite !

A car pulled up and  a voice said  “ Hey honey you  are looking  good,

 You are looking tight ! You are looking  fine, looking ALLRIGHT !”

Jump into my ride and I will drive you home !

Maybe we can spend some time alone !

Dee was full of delight !   This big black man was out of site !

She jumped in his ride, she said  You are a gentlemen,

Thanks for the ride you ended my plight !

His street name was Big Bad Jim, he did not know , she was a him !

They made it to Dee’s  crib and she invited Jim right in !

The love making started right then and there !

While fooling around  Jim  felt something that gave him a scare !

He said you no good s.o.b.  your looks really fooled me !

Now I am gonna beat you within an inch of your life !

I thought you might be a candidate to become my wife !

Dee got scared and scratched him and gave him a bite !

That’s when the gloves came off, it turned into a real cockfight !

Dee  reached under her bed and pulled out a flashlight !