Way back in the hills of West Virginia there lived a man known as Wacky Jack. He was known as the best fishermen in the world and that is a true fact ! He got so good at bringing baskets of fish home, even though other caught none ! He would load his pick-up truck up with sack after sack of fish, from sun to sun ! The game warden of the county ask Wacky Jack to take him fishing and show him how he was catching all those fish. So he met with Wacky the very next morning , putting this guy away was the wardens biggest and only wish ! So out in the middle of the lake on Wacky’s boat, Wacky stopped the engine and they started to just float ! Instead of Wacky reaching out to grab a fishin pole, he pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it up and through it in, “Oh my GOD !” said the warden that is the biggest sin ! The dynamite exploded and hundred’s of fish came floating to the top ! The warden started yelling., stop stop stop ! You broke every law federal, state and local laws too, how many years in the pen do you think you got coming to you ! They are gonna lock you up and put you so far backin the pen, you will never see daylight again ! With that Wacky reached down and grabbed another stick of tnt,he lit the fuse , and handed it to the Warden and said full of glee ! “Come join me,Are you fishin, stand up so all on the bank can see ! Or are you gonna just sit there putting your head up your ass, rapping your gums about me spending a lifetime in a penitentiary !
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