Just Waitin on the Sacrefice !

I am just waiting for the sacreficial bird ! Just waiting for the dinner bell to be heard ! Over forty million Turkey's went to birdy heaven ! I understand accordind to the news ! There will be more dark and white meat from all those turkeys from which to choose ! More turkey being gobbled than ever before ! Turkey dinners for all from the rich to the poor ! I thank GOD for my Thanksgiving dinner, I know it will be a real winner ! Teddy dog  is asleep on my lap, sound asleep, taking a nap ! He is a poodle we got from the pound. He is a good dog, he hardly makes a sound ! He will only poo and pee on our property. He has his favorite tree ! Since we rescued him he is as happy as could be ! I better go in the kitchen and at least offer a hand. I can still see enough to do a few things, if I don't offer, life might not be so grand ! Happy Thanksgiving to one and all ! I hope  you enjoy your Thanksgiving day and have a ball ! Just remember who we owe all the thanks and glory too ! It is the sinless one who is honest and true ! May GOD JESUS BLESS YOU !   

Hillbillie Thanksgivin'

HILL BILLIE THANKSGIVING

 by Xsighted

Way back in the hills they also celebrate Thanksgiving,

So poor, back there it hard to make a living !

Hill Billie Freddy’s wife who name was Beddy, were getting their meal ready !

What’s that delicious smell he asked his wife, It smells so good, I want to eat it and cut it with my knife !

Her answer came as quick as could be,  it could be a number of things, it’s a lot  more than three !

It could be that stuffed possum with giblet jackass gravey,  or maybe those mashed  beans I think they are called Navy ! No that is not it said  Freddy,maybe it is this, answered Beddy, It is probably that goat ball deep dish pie,with that coon skin wrapping,piled real high !  Or it could be that bat eye soup,  I made enough for an entire troupe ! No he answered I know that smell, What is it? I still can’t tell !  Could it be that mystery road kill meat, No, said Fred, that has a smell so sweet !  How about the chipmunk cookies so fresh she said, no was the  reply from hungry mountaineer Fred. I can’t put my finger on it,I could eat the whole thing ! it has a  zip and a zing.  I know said Beddy,it smells real good,What is that thing ? Then walked into the room ,their cat named Boom, licking it’s paws the way it would groom !  The odor filled the air, at boom they could only stare . He went from here to there !  He fell down the outhouse hole, chasing a rat, now he is on the Thanksgiving  table in the main serving  bowl ! Be THANKFUL for what you got to eat on this ThanksGiving Day ! I hope it is not your pet, what more can I say ! I hope  you have a big turkey, ham,or lamb. With veggies galore fresh from the garden, for an extra flavor add some spam !Not the kind that comes to your e-mail, the one in a can, man oh man ! Just think how lucky we are not there yet !Who know’s how long, time to sweat ! The economy is in the potty, if I was a drinker I would like a toddy ! I was  reading in the book of Kings about similar things ! A seized city where life was so bad it was a terrible pity ! There was no food anywhere to be found, ! For three days wages here is what you could get ! A handful of pigeon poop ! Direct from the koop ! Now if you saved up three months wages you had a real treat in store a Jack Ass’s head , yum yum, I can’t say more ! For six month’s wages you could get the head of a boar ! It was so bad that people were eating their babies, one after another, now that’s real hunger my sister and brother ! So pray to JESUS for his magnificent return before it happens again !  You are all invited to be a very close friend !  Accept JESUS and your mansion will be close to mine ! We will spend some time together, we will have all the time !            

I died with JESUS

I DIED WITH JESUS  by Xsighted

I died with JESUS,now he resides in me ! I am one happy fella, I am as happy as could be !  He has restored my soul, he paid a hellatious toll ! He died  for you and me ! He made it possible to live forever throughout eternity !  JESUS is coming back for us soon ! Don’t miss your chance to wiz around the moon  ! This is a message of LIFE not gloom or doom ! Just say this little prayer and  you will be written in Heaven ‘s book of life !  Imagine a body that is perfect in everyway, sharper than a knife ! A body that never gets sick or ill, we will be in JESUS’S perfect will !  Things will only be heavenly, when it is your time to go on your journey,  to see your Dad ! Are you ready to see him , honestly now, would you be happy or sad ? I only know one thing, I would be as happy as could be, being raptured up as quick as could be  ! The MIGHTY LORD JESUS coming after me ! Just follow this little prayer and you will be there at this life changing event ! No more worries about food or rent ! Live in a mansion not a leaky tent !

Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that you are GOD ALMIGHTY, LORD and KING. CREATOR of everything ! I believed  you died for me !  You have set me free !  You arose from the dead on the third day ! You are alive  once again , that’s why to you we should pray ! Amen !

See how easy it is to receive the gift of life everlasting at JESUS’S side ! Being with him on our horses we will ride and ride ! Living for ever with JESUS my KING, nothing  but Happiness  he will only bring!      

Honky Donkey & Konklin Koon !

The HONKY DONKEY and KONKLIN the KOON   by  Xsighted

It was another jamming Saturday night, full of music and delight ! It was rock and roll at it’s best ! All the animals wanted to dance and never rest !  The band was playing some of the oldies from the sixties and seventies, the heart of rock and roll time ! When Konklin the Coon showed up to this party to commit a crime ! He did not have to wear a mask, he had a permenent one around his eyes, in his jean pocket he carried a cold steel surprise  !  He wanted to get the animals to play some rap ! Most of the animals, thought that was just crap ! The rooster named Brewster went after the gun toten Koon ! They rolled out of the barn and into the full moon ! Brewster was the baddest rooster ! He was the guardian of this barn yard managerie ! He could usually take care of trouble, quickly and easily !  But Konklin the Koon  was strappen that day, he would put a cap in you ! He was not out to play ! He put one in  Brewster and laid him out dead ! He pointed his piece at Honkey the Donkey, then jumped on his back and away they sped !

Honky knew that  if he did not run quickly,  a bullet he would have in his head !  You did not want to play with Krazy Konklin Koon ! He turned out to be a real looney tune ! He was rabid and as scarey as could be ! Be carefull and listen to me  ! Yes, listen real close , Do not  Mess with him ! Only do it if you dare ! He has  a very deadly stare ! He would put a bullet in you, that’s honest and true ! This Koon was a killer , mess with him and he would put you in a very cold  chiller !

The Honkey Donkey got down on his knee’s  saying  PLEASE ! PLEASE ! PLEASE ! He liked to see this Krazy Konklin Koon  hung up high, and upside down by his knees, knees, knees   !  Then he would kick him , as many times as he please, please, please ! The rabid Koon  was getting ready to put Honkey in the ground ! Honky’s heart was starting to pound, pound, pound !

All of a sudden came through a megaphone, a message from the Pigs , part of their uniform , Elvis styled wigs ! WEEeee ! WEEeee ! WEEeee !  have surrounded you,Konklin Koon ! There is nothing you can do or say  ! This is your JUDGEMENT DAY ! Konklin replied,Get out of here I said or the Honky Donkey will be a donkey fry ! Leave now or he surely will die !

Give up now yelled the pigs ,”Who cares  ! Just another donkey hits the dirt ! Who gives a squirt !

We are gonna get you sooner or later, I am going to send in my pet aligator !  Porkus was the main Pot Belly Pig. Porkus somehow wound up with a  blondish , reddish Elvis wig !   Porkus the Pot Belly pig , like to nip alittle , he would like to take a swig !       

 Porkus sent his Jewish alligator, Moisha  the iniilator  after that Killin’Krazy, Koon !

 He ate that koon up in  one bite ! But that was not his favorite delight ! He devoured the Honky Donkey ! He loved  eating  that ass so much, to walk, Moisha the Aligator had to use a crutch !  So now there are three dead animals  all over some stupid  rap music fight ! All that happened goes to the devil’s delight !

After all these years , Rock and Roll Music  is still the best !Nothing comes close, it could make you smile, and make you feel your best ! So If a Koon like Krazy Konklin comes your way rappin’ and rappin’and jawing  about rap music  and it’s acalades, just turn him down in spades !        

Now I see by Xsighted

FRIDAY ta Day !
Today is Friday ! Hip hip hooray ! for most of us ahead a weekend of fun and playfull delight ! Knowing things are getting better, they soon will be out of sight ! That was not a pun, From this blind guy, me ! Who writes in poetry ! I have limited visibility, but I can clearly see ! I can make you laugh or maybe just get a chuckle out of you, I can get you laughing and informed with a great how do you do ! !I hope you spend this weekend with someone you love and adore !For their sadness Share this blog with them it is a funny real honest to goodness laughable score ! You got to check out the archives to laugh alot more !

Grace is Back ! by Xsighted

GRACE IS BACK !  By Xsighted

Grace had gone to the widower’s home. He was all alone with a broken bone! Before Grace got there she was trying to figure out how to make a clone of her own! What do I need to add to this miracle cure to double him up and take one home? I know a couple of changes I have to make, before this clone I start to make! Grace put in a little of this and  that. She had no bats eyes, so she used a rat ! She added in her chicken fat ! The main ingredient added to the white lightning  corn was additional bulls seimen ! Yep,a whole glass full, it was donated by a very happy bull !  She added in a studs pee ! There were a lot more ingredients to much to hear and to mention !  Telling you of them is not my intention !  Grace took that miracle elixir and fixed the widowers  broken bone ! Grace was with him all alone ! She  fixed up the widowers   sex drive, it made him feel young, happy and alive !  He was  as happy as one person can be ! That’s why the next thing  that happened was done  intentionally !

He could not handle all the  sexual action that Grace was giving him ! He needed to split and make a clone twin ! It only took a second or two,! In a flash,  The new cloned widower was  nailing Grace too !

Now that brings you up to date, it’s later and Grace is in her buggy with her date ! She pulled her buggy up to Ma and Pa’s  gate ! The sun went down. It was getting late ! Her buggy was not being drawn by her horse, she had a new pulling source ! It was the widower who wore the rains and had a bit in his mouth!When he talked, he whinnied,  like a horse from the very deep south !

  

A knock came on Ma and Pa’s door ! Not now ! Pa thought , just when I am ready to score ! Ma was as happy as could be ! There is someone finally here to rescue and set her FREE !  It seemed like ages since Pa doubled himself ! I would like to put his clone away, uphigh on the very top shelf ! As  Ma opened the door, she saw it was Grace, the pig face ! out of Ma’s eyes the water started to pour !  She told Grace  that Pa was having so much fun, Pa split in two down the top of his head, right down through his buns !

Ma said she closed her eyes and when she opened them there were two Pa’s  standing their, both started chasing her around the kitchen chair ! Ma told Grace I would not care if I were twenty or so !

Having the same two Pa’s would set my heart aglow ! But I am going  to have a birthday real soon!

I will be  seventy years old next June ! I sure am not at my sexual peak ! As a matter of fact with two Pa’s chasing me around , I feel real weak !  When it comes to sex, I  fall real flat !  Yes and I almost broke my neck and back ! How did that happen asked Grace ? Well said Ma, it goes like this ! While  you were gone from here  those two wild men built this thing, for gratification it surely would bring ! Over our bed they built a combination trampoline and swing !  How did you like it asked Grace ? Ma answered , “You truly are a ding a ling “ !   I need you to find a cure for these double Pa’s . You got to keep it  inside the laws ! I don’t know how long I will be able to wash out the stains in their underware !  One was bad enough  with two, I am thinking , who cares ! Let them clean up their own mess  that they make !  That might help me and give me a break !  It’s  still going to be  like double work for me ! Honestly !  Now I got two men  that miss the toilet when they have to pee !      

            

RAT RACE by Xsighted

RAT RACE ! by  Xsighted

It seems like everyday we are in a race !  A rat race to the cheese ! Follow this thaught  process if you can, please ! Policy after Policy and stupid as can be ! The Government has us going nutzy as could be ! Some people swear that our own government might do us in ! The chozen will survive this catastrophe, but not you or me ! We will be the ones like JESUS, hanging on a tree !  We will be the ones taking it hard upon the chin ! But we will live forever more, with JESUS we win !  He will be back for us real soon ! On that day we will be singing a happy tune !  Till that glorious  day, pray to keep the devil away !  Amen