The HONKY DONKEY and KONKLIN the KOON by Xsighted
It was another jamming Saturday night, full of music and delight ! It was rock and roll at it’s best ! All the animals wanted to dance and never rest ! The band was playing some of the oldies from the sixties and seventies, the heart of rock and roll time ! When Konklin the Coon showed up to this party to commit a crime ! He did not have to wear a mask, he had a permenent one around his eyes, in his jean pocket he carried a cold steel surprise ! He wanted to get the animals to play some rap ! Most of the animals, thought that was just crap ! The rooster named Brewster went after the gun toten Koon ! They rolled out of the barn and into the full moon ! Brewster was the baddest rooster ! He was the guardian of this barn yard managerie ! He could usually take care of trouble, quickly and easily ! But Konklin the Koon was strappen that day, he would put a cap in you ! He was not out to play ! He put one in Brewster and laid him out dead ! He pointed his piece at Honkey the Donkey, then jumped on his back and away they sped !
Honky knew that if he did not run quickly, a bullet he would have in his head ! You did not want to play with Krazy Konklin Koon ! He turned out to be a real looney tune ! He was rabid and as scarey as could be ! Be carefull and listen to me ! Yes, listen real close , Do not Mess with him ! Only do it if you dare ! He has a very deadly stare ! He would put a bullet in you, that’s honest and true ! This Koon was a killer , mess with him and he would put you in a very cold chiller !
The Honkey Donkey got down on his knee’s saying PLEASE ! PLEASE ! PLEASE ! He liked to see this Krazy Konklin Koon hung up high, and upside down by his knees, knees, knees ! Then he would kick him , as many times as he please, please, please ! The rabid Koon was getting ready to put Honkey in the ground ! Honky’s heart was starting to pound, pound, pound !
All of a sudden came through a megaphone, a message from the Pigs , part of their uniform , Elvis styled wigs ! WEEeee ! WEEeee ! WEEeee ! have surrounded you,Konklin Koon ! There is nothing you can do or say ! This is your JUDGEMENT DAY ! Konklin replied,Get out of here I said or the Honky Donkey will be a donkey fry ! Leave now or he surely will die !
Give up now yelled the pigs ,”Who cares ! Just another donkey hits the dirt ! Who gives a squirt !
We are gonna get you sooner or later, I am going to send in my pet aligator ! Porkus was the main Pot Belly Pig. Porkus somehow wound up with a blondish , reddish Elvis wig ! Porkus the Pot Belly pig , like to nip alittle , he would like to take a swig !
Porkus sent his Jewish alligator, Moisha the iniilator after that Killin’Krazy, Koon !
He ate that koon up in one bite ! But that was not his favorite delight ! He devoured the Honky Donkey ! He loved eating that ass so much, to walk, Moisha the Aligator had to use a crutch ! So now there are three dead animals all over some stupid rap music fight ! All that happened goes to the devil’s delight !
After all these years , Rock and Roll Music is still the best !Nothing comes close, it could make you smile, and make you feel your best ! So If a Koon like Krazy Konklin comes your way rappin’ and rappin’and jawing about rap music and it’s acalades, just turn him down in spades !
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